The Redundant Monkey

Oh, hey! I didn't see you there.

I forgot that you still exist, blog. 

 

Can I Tweet That?

This is taken from an actual IM conversation w/ Sherrie.

Maria McKee - If Love is a Red Dress

I’d like to have long slow weepy emotional sex to this song.  The kind of sex that happens during an afternoon thunderstorm on some porch deep in the South.  I want tears stinging my eyes shut, and tears streaming down my face  Every thrust, a contradictory mixture of reluctant shame and lustful determination.

I’d also settle for just listening to this song at home, instead of being stuck behind a desk with 3 and half more hours to go before I spend another hour in traffic before I get home.

They're Called, The B-52's!

They're Called, The B-52's!, originally uploaded by madmojo.

Fresh from outer space, Superstar DJ Ericaaaaa is introduced to the wonders that are known as The B-52's. As if her mind wasn't blown already by all the newness that is earth, she is unprepared for the amount of shaking her cape covered ass will endure for the next few songs. She'll have Sherrie to either thank or blame once this musical experiment is over.

Sherrie-isms

Sherrie and I IM at the very least, 3-4 times a week.  I've saved almost every conversation.  Here are a few gold nuggets.  Context is whatever you want it to be.

• ...but this ain't Mulan, sister, and she ain't no hilarious tiny dragon (August 22, 2008)

• he's using hair products...the hair products of the proletariat (October 30, 2007)

• they want you to join their gay Voltron (June 30, 2008)

• I miss my days of obsessively searching for Jeffrey Dean Morgan photos I hadn't seen yet. Remember those days, like...last Thursday. Oh last Thursday how i miss thee. (April 7, 2009)

• I'm gonna fuck her shit up one day.  She's gonna say something to me, and I will fucking slap her so hard her ugly troll ancestors will feel it.  (April 13, 2009)

• I just want a cute British or say, New Zealandish boy to come in here, and let me bite him on his bum.  But I want him to want it!  I don't want him to be sobbing and crying all tied up.  (January 09, 2008)

• You know what an iphone is?  A fucking prius for your hand.  (August 18, 2008)

• I would rather eat Paris Hilton's shit than move to Berkeley.  (August 20, 2008)

• Dude, who is gonna bone that?  Might as well drill a hole in a wooden board and just shove it right in, splinters and all  (March 09, 2009)

• If i could marry my iTunes i would.  I'd register for "Sherrie and Sherrie's Playlist's" Wedding.  (June 01, 2009)